SANTA:
This year I would like a pet dinosaur; specifically, a T-Rex (that part is very important to remember). Allow me to list several reasons advocating why I (a 16-year old girl) should recieve such a perfect present:
1. A dinosaur is a good defense! No one wants to mess with a girl who has a T-Rex on her side. I enjoy walking (usually alone or with the dog), so having a mighty force like a dinosaur behind me will convince my mother that I can take care of myself.
2. A dinosaur is an independent pet. Think about it- he can take care of himself while I'm at school. Being an independent animal, he'll be able to feed himself when I'm gone. Wanting an independent doesn't mean I'm lazy, but it's good to know that my T-Rex won't tie me to my home. I'll be free to go wherever I want, whenever I want, and not worry about my dinosaur.
3. A dinosaur is a good friend. T-Rexes make excellent parents, so why shouldn't they make excellent friends? (Spock concludes that this cadet's logic is sound.) People friends are great, but having a pet is something different and very special.
4. A dinosaur is an escape back to my childhood. When I was 7, the very first book I bought with my own allowance money was a second-hand picture book on T-Rex. It was, in one word, amazing. I loved that book (and it's still in my bookshelf). With the stresses of high school, having a pet dinosaur would be a great way to simply forget my homework for a while and reconnect with my inner 7-year old.
5. A dinosaur will make my 6-year old neighbor jealous. Because, really, what's the best way to get a 6-year old to be your best friend than by having something he doesn't? 'Nuff said.
I will be very happy to see my dinosaur sitting under the Christmas tree. Keep in mind he must be a T-Rex; an Apatasaurus would be a most boring dinosaur to have, almost like a big cow. T-Rex is not a cow; he is a sharp-minded, cunning, ferociously cute, toothy, all-together just totally awesome dinosaur.
THANKS SANTA.
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